CHAPTER ONE

Nick was hanging out in his hotel room.  He got on his laptop out and went on the Internet.  Since he didn’t get any e-mail and none of his buddies were on, Nick surfed the web.  He went to a bunch of BSB/Nick Carter web sites.  All of them had one thing in common: They all mentioned Nick’s fine booty.  Then he came across some quotes by AJ.  Nick called AJ up on the phone.  "Hey man.  What's crackin'?" Nick asked AJ

"Nothing much Nick," AJ said.

"Can I ask you something?"

"Sure, man. What is it?"

"Well, umm, why did you say,'I(AJ) have no butt' and 'I(AJ) like Nick's butt?"

"What the heck, Nick?!? All the fans like your big butt and I don't have one.  I even try to enhance it by eating Big Booty Bars." AJ responded.
 
"What are those?" Nick asked AJ.

"They are nutrition bars that are supposed to enhance the tissue on the butt to make it appear larger."

"Oh, Okay.  I'll see ya tomorrow before the concert."

"Yeah, bye," AJ said.