CHAPTER TWO

The next afternoon, AJ, Brian, Howie, and Kevin were backstage at one of their concerts.

"How come Nick is always late?" Kevin asked.
 
"He is probably admiring his big butt," Howie joked.

"Look at me, I'm Nick Carter," AJ and Brian said.  They stood up and started to shake their butts and mock Nick.
 
While all this was going on, Nick was in AJ's dressing room.

"Where are they?" Nick said searching for AJ's Big Booty Bars. Then, he came across a big box.  Nick, being very curious person, opened up the box.  Inside was a bunch of bars wrapped in a silver wrapper.  On it written in blue metallic, was Big Booty Bar.  Nick picked one up and ate it.  Since his butt didn't seem to get larger, Nick read the warning on the wrapper that said:

'DO NOT CONSUME MORE THAN ONE BAR DURING A 24 HOUR PERIOD.'

Nick thought to himself, "This must be for girls because I think a period is that thing Willa got once a month and was very moody and mean to me."

So Nick decided to eat 10 more Big Booty Bars.