CHAPTER FOUR

“First we have to get Nick’s butt back to normal,” said Kevin.

“How the heck are we going to do that?” Howie questioned. 

The boys stared at Nick’s butt for a few minutes.  Then AJ started to laugh.

“Guess what?  You can just kiss my ass,” Nick said not realizing the irony of it.

“Go on AJ,” Howie said.

“What?”

“Kiss Nick’s butt”

“No freaking way,” AJ said while backing away from Nick.

“Just do it,” Brian said.  “You never know, it might work.”

“Kevin, don’t let him do it.  My butt deserves better,” Nick responded.

“And I deserve to have more fans,” Kevin muttered under his breath.

“Fine!” AJ yelled.  He puckered up his lips and kissed Nick’s butt. 

While this was going on, hundreds of camera flashes went off.

“Why?” Howie said.  “How come people are taking pictures?  I don’t want to see that image ever again.”

“Nnnnoooooo!!!!!!!!” Nick screamed.